

“Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.”
(Source: woodsward, via vega-ofthe-lyre)

That’s your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you’re just crazy.
(via lovesong4thesoul-deactivated201)

Fiona: Which do you like better? One or two?
Steve: Mmm. One.
Fiona: What about one? Or two?
Steve: Mm, definitely two.
Fiona: Okay, one?
Steve: Oh, God, one! One! One, one.
Fiona: I’m not finished yet. One? Or two? Who the fuck is Candace?
Shameless 1x08-“ It’s Time To Kill The Turtle”